First Officer’s Log: (2012.0527) 75th Anniversary of the Golden Gate Bridge

In an act of supreme cosmic coincidence, I happen to live in the Presidio right above Crissy Field, about a block’s distance from the Golden Gate Bridge, on the future site of Starfleet Headquarters and Starfleet Academy, but I didn’t attend any of the 75th anniversary festivities (exhibition tents! music stages! who knows what else!) on Sunday, May 27th, aside from the food tents and the fireworks show. Why? That’s a story.

The city had shut down access to the entire Presidio except for buses, taxis, cyclists, and residents who had special passes, and I thought I was going to be fighting rivers of pedestrians trying to get around, so I’d resolved to stay home and walk down to the field later. However, I discovered an errand I needed to run that morning which couldn’t be avoided, so I had to make use of my pass to get in and out. To my delight, I discovered that the system worked incredibly well. If I had a hat, it’d be off to whoever worked out the logistics of the roadblocks and police officers thereat — getting in and out was very smooth!

Armed with this knowledge, I felt secure in leaving later that afternoon to go see Men in Black 3 on a spur-of-the-moment impulse with some friends. It was great, btw, and if you liked the first one, you should go see it (nobody liked the second one; we can acknowledge this). When the movie was done, my companions and I reentered the Presidio utterly frictionlessly, the cops waving us past the barriers like VIPs at a big arena concert. It was awesome.

So were the food tents. I don’t remember the name of the one I went to, but I got a nice pile of tasty noodles and a big hunk of delicious chicken on a stick. Grilled cheese sandwiches stuffed — stuffed! — with bacon were also in evidence. There was no beer — no alcohol of any kind, in fact — but this was probably the one and only time that my home’s location would prove to be an advantage (it’s an otherwise lonely existence here in the Presidio; nobody visits you, but it’s okay — I like to think of my time here as keeping the place warm for the eventual construction of Starfleet’s most important planet-side site). It didn’t matter anyway, as the sun went down and it started to get cold, like it always does out here.

I need to tell you that the fireworks show was probably the best one I’ve ever seen. There were plenty of stunning fireworks in a variety of colors, but there were also laser spotlights, volleys of rockets, and showers of multicolored, coordinated sparks launched from the Bridge itself that boggled the mind. Just do a Flickr search for “golden gate bridge anniversary” and you’ll get some idea of what it was like. I’m sorry you couldn’t be there yourself, but if ever there was a good excuse for violating the Temporal Prime Directive, this would be among them. Real talk.

~Cmdr. Jon Sung
Executive Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

The USS Iowa passes beneath the Golden Gate Bridge

Federation Historical Archives, Visual Record (2012.0526): The USS Iowa, last remaining battleship of the United States Navy’s World War 2 fleet, passes beneath the Golden Gate Bridge during the bridge’s 75th Anniversary celebrations. As it left San Francisco Bay for the last time, the USS Iowa embarked on its final journey to Long Beach, CA to become a permanent museum ship.

Joint Science Log: (2012.0502) April Science Report and Departmental Summary

THIS WEEK IN STELLAR CARTOGRAPHY: 
Stellar Cartographer Ensign Shawn Alpay here! Captain Perkins wanted me to provide you some context on a few very exciting stellar occurrences happening this week.

Saturday May 5 at 0835 PDT will yield the largest full moon of the year. The perigree of this “supermoon” will generate the largest tides seen in some time, exerting 42% more tidal force than the apogee two weeks later. To residents in the Loma Prieta’s San Francisco sector, I can happily report that such events harbor no known link to earthquakes.

Also this week is one of the best chances in your lifetime to see Venus with the naked eye. ‘Sol II’ will be best observed about an hour after sunset; it appears in the night sky beneath and to the right of the Moon. It’ll be closest to Earth on June 5th, but by then its phase will be thinner, due to its angle towards the Sun. At that time, however, we’ll be able to observe an eclipse-like Transit of Venus, during which the planet travels over the Sun; get your solar observation equipment handy, because this won’t happen again until 2117!

Speaking of eclipses, our next solar eclipse will occur in November, but you’ll have to be somewhere near the Oceania sector for the best view.

Finally, your moment of Zen: a binary star dubbed Sagittarii 2012 exploded into space last week. Of course, this occurred many years ago, but only now do Earth-dwellers observe such splendor. Google ‘Sagittarii 2012’ at your LCARS terminal to see a video of the nova’s appearance.

~Ensign Shawn Alpay
Stellar Cartographer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

APRIL SCIENCE REPORT:
The Beginnings of a Positronic Brain: Great headway is currently being made by Earth’s cyberneticists and the quest to create a sentient android. The BrainScaleS project has succeeded in launching their first prototype of neuromorphic hardware that emulates parts of the humanoid natural brain. It is an eight inch large wafer equipped with 51 million artificial synapses. In three years, when they are finished with the project, the artificial brain will be able to re-create neurological processes 10,000 times faster than in human brains. No doubt this research will be the building blocks that will lead to Dr. Noonien Soong’s success in creating a positronic brain.

Earth Claims Discovery of Oldest Planets: Recently Earth astronomers came upon the oldest alien planets discovered yet: 2 Jupiter-sized planets that were formed before the Milky Way galaxy was even formed. These 2 planets are estimated to be 12.8 billion years old and are 375 light-years away. No word from the Federation yet on whether a ship is going to be re-routed to explore these ancient planets.

Distilling Alcohol in Space: Long space missions can be very difficult to endure, so it is important to keep the ship’s inhabitants in good spirits—to that end NanoRacks LLC, with the assistance of Ardbeg distillery, is conducting a two-year experiment to create better alcohol for our comrades exploring the far reaches of the galaxy. Unmatured malt has been sent to the International Space Station orbiting Earth, where they will see how it develops without gravity. Everyone is very excited about the experiment and what will be learned about the chemical building blocks for new flavors.

~Ensign Amy Sloan
Cyberneticist
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

Captain’s Blog, Supplemental: (2012.0331) TNG Mystery Dinner Party – ‘The Orb of Knowledge’

As the Captain of a starship, you’re afforded a few privileges that they don’t typically mention in the literature at your local Starfleet recruiting office. It turns out that one of those privileges is recruiting a private chef, and then ordering operations to deactivate all the replicators for the day so that you can show of your new chef to your senior staff.

And that’s exactly what I did when I recruited Ensign Chef Scott Spencer. And then, like that hack Emeril, I kicked it up a notch to warp 11. Instead of just serving the senior staff a meal of intergalactic proportions, I decided to secretly transport and trap them in a holodeck while they ate. Just as appetizers were being served, my senior staff found themselves assuming the roles of the crew of the USS Enterprise-D circa the late 2360s, just as they returned from their now famous away mission to recover the mythical and elusive Orb of Knowledge.

Cmdr Jon Sung was transformed into LtCmdr Data, while LtCmdr Tom Hesser became LtCmdr Geordi LaForge. Capt. Erik Roberts was Lt. Worf, En. Cindy Bee was En. Ro, En. Kristin Koperski as Counselor Troi, En. Jesse MacKinnon as Cmdr. Riker, En. Amy Sloan as Dr. Crusher, and Lt(jg) Ben Roodman played Guinan, complete with iconic hat! Meanwhile, I assumed the role of ‘Admiral Di Lithium’ to oversee the simulation, while Lt. Samantha Dolgoff, En. Andy Smith, En. Carla Newman, Crewman Ian Sayre, and Crewman Jessie Philipp served as supervisory staff.

Back in the galley, Ensign Chef Scott Spencer, assisted by Crewman Jenny Wilson and Crewman Chris Leung as his kitchen staff, began serving us amazing dishes from all over the Alpha and Beta quadrants. From Andorian tuber root to asparagus in yamuk sauce, targ in blood wine to the exotic ‘Parthas a la Yuta’, it was a five star meal that an Admiral would dream of.

While we washed down our meal with a healthy mix of Klingon Bloodwine, Château Picard, and Federation Standard Synthale, the crew gradually unraveled the mystery of the disappearance of the Orb of Knowledge from the Enterprise-D. ***SPOILER ALERT*** They were all guilty! However, I choose to omit from my log exactly how and in what way they were guilty; you’ll have to pick up your own vintage copy of the ‘How To Host a Star Trek TNG Mystery’ holo-program to find out!

~Capt. Zach Perkins
Commanding Officer
USS Loma Prieta
Starfleet, Region 4

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records

How to Host a TNG Mystery Dinner Party: (2012.0331) Visual Records